Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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