question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
two words...techno handjob
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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