what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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