Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
is it fun? or sober?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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