Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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