we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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