It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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