it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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