Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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