Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
barbara walters just said penis...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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