just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We have started to decorate penises.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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