Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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