better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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