i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
