I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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