Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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