Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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