Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
