Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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