Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you traded sex for a burrito?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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