just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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