There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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