I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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