Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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