I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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