I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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