I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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