Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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