doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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