I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize