I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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