Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
