I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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