Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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