I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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