Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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