you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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