Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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