Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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