i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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