Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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