Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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