How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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