susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
