I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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