you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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