Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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