After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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