Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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