At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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