I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
