I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
His nipple licking is glorious
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