I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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