her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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